Why does every 20 something white boy think empty liquor bottles are a replacement for actual decor like you have no lamps you don’t even have a proper couch but you have 27 empty Captain Morgan bottles in your living room
my cousin has twin sons named flynn and ryder and i said “your sons names are flynn…and ryder…?” thinking it was just a funny coincidence and she looked at me kind of ashamed and whispered “i just really like tangled”
Somebody needs to get Taylor Swift away from the super models
I know she’s making them look bad
I’m more worried that she’s gonna end up sleeping with all of them but sure okay
That works.I don’t mind
maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.